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porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together


actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED


Oh, no. It costs a lot more than your life. To murder innocent people? It costs everything you are


fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus


ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 


swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass


yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me


sadhacker:

i love physical touch. like not even kissing and stuff just like. sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it


catsbeaversandducks:

"Can you see my heart?"

Via Bored Panda


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